Here's a "turkey" of a story  ;)

"One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.


"When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

"When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird .With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"


"At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!

ROTF!  Oh my lord and she fell for it, poor thing!  Oh man that's a good one! I'm a veggie so I could not pull that prank but the little jokester inside of me would love to! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/c/uptosomething.gif

If she switched it for a turducken, would it be possesed?

How funny!!!! That really made me laugh!  Bikerbraid, your mother has a wonderful sense of humor. ;D

As  much as I would like to have my mother take credit for this story.... I can't.  I can't even verify that the story is true for anyone!  ;D  I just thought it was a cute "potential" story.  I'd love to know if anyone actually did this!