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Ruzika

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Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair
Reply #30 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 1:04am

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Yep, I was born in the wrong era. I want hair minions, a personal attendant, maids, butlers, cooks, and to spend my days sitting on the porch sipping lemonade doing my needlework.

Sounds like the life. I'd also like a lovely stallion for riding in the beautiful spring mornings, and a songbird to listen to while sipping lemonade.

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greek_lady Diamond Offline Carpe Diem Noctemque Posts: 698 Greece Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #31 - Jul 16^th, 2005 at 5:38pm Quote: Tried to get inside, but the door is baroque. I wiggled the Handel to no avail. I'll try Bach later. LMHO Chopin' is the way forward
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NaturalRogue Emerald Offline Dancing at night playing the music of human soul Posts: 427 Dallas, TX Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #32 - Jul 17^th, 2005 at 10:30am Quote: LMHO Chopin' is the way forward ROTFLMAO! You got me, greek_lady! That was great.
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juri

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Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair
Reply #33 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 8:46pm

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Now that has me thinking, what should the requirements for a hair minion be? Obviously, hair-dos, combing and/or brushing, perhaps washing, scalp massage, scritching, and for extremely long hair, carrying.

Hmm, is there an apprenticeship program for wannabe hair minions? I wouldn't mind being one, but I'm afraid my skills are rather lacking.

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PreciousLocks Diamond Offline Turning my gold to silver one hair at a time Posts: 812 Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #34 - Jul 18^th, 2005 at 10:29pm I think a requirement for a hair minion should include being very knowledgeable about all the products that should or shouldn't be used on long hair -- it certainly boggles my mind trying to keep them all straight
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greek_lady Diamond Offline Carpe Diem Noctemque Posts: 698 Greece Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #35 - Jul 23^rd, 2005 at 11:12am I would be happy with a hair minion's just being there!! Braiding skills would be quite appreciated and appropriately rewarded As would soft touch and patience What do you think ladies? hmmmm P.S. NR: 8)
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juri

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Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair
Reply #36 - Jul 24^th, 2005 at 6:39am

This makes me wish there were a training program for aspiring hair minions. Maybe a good hair minion training program would include the following courses:

products to use
products to avoid upon pain of death (er, maybe not that extreme)
the art of zen hair detangling
proper hair care (of course)
remedial bun and braiding techniques
regular bun and braiding techniques
advanced bun and braiding techniques
good nutrition for super-duper hair
how to make hair toys on a budget
the art of fawning over one's hair master/mistress/employer's(?) locks

And there would have to be weekend or evening courses for minions with day jobs. Oh, and a minion-employer matching service once training is completed.

That's all I can think of at the moment. Suggestions?

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Anais Satin

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Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair
Reply #37 - Jul 24^th, 2005 at 7:01am

Sounds like a job for....

Krist Novoselic!!!

because there would have to be a course called, "How to be Witty At Parties"

okay, okay.

but really, there can be a polite-society course on how to properly handle unsolicited comments towards the hair master, or a hair wit course. The minion would handle all rebuttals and retorts to questions towards the hair master such as,

"Why is he/she following you?" ("He/she is my hair minion.")

"If you cut your hair shorter, that person would stop following you around" ("Why would ever I want that?"),

"If you cut your hair, that person would have more spare time" ("He/she is a VOLUNTARY minion")

"Would you ever donate it?" ("Are you referring to the hair or the minion?")

"That's slave labor, you fat cow!" ("Yes! What's it to you? ? ?")

and comments directed towards the minion,

"Are you having fun?" ("Of course")

"Do you get paid?" ("No comment")

"I want to take you away and save you from your misery" (at which, the hair minion would give the asker a BLANK STARE)

Anais

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bikerbraid Shooting Star Offline Life is short, Break the rules Posts: 6569 Bike Paths of the Midwest Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #38 - Jul 24^th, 2005 at 12:04pm Don't forget the course on "Oils for the hair, and how to apply them".
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eKatherine Emerald Offline Posts: 426 Maine Gender:	Re: Chinese woman with 14 ft long hair Reply #39 - Jul 24^th, 2005 at 4:33pm As far as I am concerned, it is the hair slave who devotes himself to the personal care of his goddess. The minion handles larger chores, like modifying the house to better suit her longhair needs, and buying her the pretty things she needs to best show off her glorious mane.
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