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All I Want for XMAS is a Diamond Studded iPad Case

And fortunately, I’m in luck.  Mervis Diamond Importers just happen to have one I can direct my hubby to, and at just shy of 11.5 carats, it’s a mere $20,000.  Just what I need to keep my $600 iPad safe!… Continue reading

They See Me Coming

I have Google alerts set up for most of the things I care about from updates for much of the software I use, to Blake Shelton (the ultimate in yumminess personified as long as he doesn’t talk too much), to… Continue reading

The FTC and Your “Internet Experience”

The FTC sez we bloggers should tell you if we display affiliate links. I do. I did. Read it, and please make believe you didn’t know this already so the FTC feels like it has accomplished something worthwhile, K?

All… Continue reading

The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

I’ve been creating LongLocks designs for more than ten years now, in fact we just reached our ten year mark in September.  Doesn’t seem that long!  And while LongLocks’ success is beyond my wildest dreams, it could  have been much… Continue reading

She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak, She’s Super Freaky, Yayuh

I didn’t start turning gray until I was 45 years old or so, and four years later I just now have enough gray accumulated (mebbe 20-30 hairs) in the one spot I have gray, to suggest the possibility of a… Continue reading



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