Posts Tagged ‘models’
The Male Species: A Portrait of Perfection
I was strolling through some FireFox tabs I had kept open (I am a big abuser of this function, and keep close to a hundred tabs open at all times until I do whatever I initially had in mind with the info they contain) and came across a gallery of images of the recent Fashion Week walk for Costume National Menswear. And there I found this…
If I were eighteen again, he would be mine.
Filed under: Style
What do High Fashion Models and Chihuahua’s Have in Common?
Apparently, they both wear ridiculously large things on their feet.

Alexander McQueen‘s Armadillo shoes on the catwalk
Chihuahua wearing cheeseburger shoes – Photo by William Hundley
Filed under: Style
Armadillo Angst
Apparently a few models are abdicating the Alexander McQueen throne and are refusing to walk the catwalk in his treacherous armadillo shoes, and McQueen is declaring “Off with their heads!” in return. I mean really, who can blame them? Not only are they dangerous, they gotta weigh more than the models who are expected to wear ‘em.

Read the full article at the Huffington Post.
Filed under: Style, Angst
Loser Lauren
UPDATE: You’ll find more great commentary on this subject at Jezebel, and Lauren has apparently owned up. The much more disturbing DMCA issue still remains a question, however.
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Apparently Ralph Lauren is suffering some very well deserved flak over a ridiculously photoshopped model and his ensuing attempts to legally silence those critical of the work (though I’m still wondering why no one has yet to voice objection to Lauren’s apparent need to slim down a model who is, after all, already model slim).

Lauren is apparently losing his DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act) fight, thankfully. Myself being an artist whose designs, articles and original ideas are often stolen by those who are apparently so creatively challenged they are incapable of formulating synapses of their very own, I have little respect for anyone who would file a DMCA simply because he doesn’t like well-deserved criticism, a method of fair use that, unlike copyright infringement, certainly IS well within the law. Lauren’s DMCA doesn’t have any legal standing as far as I can see, and only serves to make him look even more ridiculous than the model with the “head bigger than her pelvis” already did.
I’m thinkin’ it might be time to clean out my closet and send my Lauren stuff to a vintage clothing boutique. Eyup.
Filed under: Angst
Do They Make the Clothes Look Better?
As I’m sure you know it’s New York Fashion Week. Donna Karan, of whom I am a big fan, had her DKNY Spring 2010 show Sunday, and she had some great designs, like this cute little number that I could never personally get my butt into:
On the other hand, Donna had the ugliest models walking the catwalk for her! REALLY! I mean, REALLY! Don’t believe me? Check out the show’s gallery at Women’s Wear Daily and see for yerself (wwd.com‘s unpaid links generally don’t stay active for long, so jump on this one). Be sure to click the “Launch Slide Show” link below the gallery of thumbnails so you can see full-sized photos. The deeper into the gallery you go, the scarier it gets. Might wanna make sure you get the kids outta the room first, definitely might be disturbing to some viewers.
Great shoes, tho.


