Monthly Archives: February 2010

The Male Species: A Portrait of Perfection

I was strolling through some FireFox tabs I had kept open (I am a big abuser of this function, and keep close to a hundred tabs open at all times until I do whatever I initially had in mind with… Continue reading

Tracking Your Offspring with GPS (or “Oh No, Jimmy’s Fallen in the Well!”)

Why no,  as a matter of fact I don’t have kids.

OK, so maybe I don’t particularly care for kids.

Oh alright… I absolutely cannot stand kids.Amber Alert GPS

Now, even though I know virtually nothing about parenting, I can understand… Continue reading



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