If you encounter a scissor-happy stylist...1. Pick up small children immediately. Stop, stand tall and don't run. Running and rapid movements may trigger an attack.
2. Face the stylist, talk to him/her firmly and slowly back away. Always leave the stylist an escape route.
3. Try to appear larger than the stylist by getting above him/her (e.g., stepping up onto a chair). If wearing a jacket, hold it open to further increase your size.
4. Do not take your eyes off the stylist or turn your back. Do not crouch down or try to hide.
5. If the stylist does not flee and shows signs of aggression, be more assertive. Shout, wave your arms and throw rocks.
6. If the stylist attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Scissor-happy stylists have been driven away by people who have fought back using sticks, rocks, shovels, clothing and their bare hands. Generally, a stylist will flee, realizing him/her made a BIG mistake.
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