Here are some quick phrases with the Chinese equivalents.  Be sure to say them out loud.

English                                                Chinese

That's not right                                    SumTing Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?               Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP                                      Kum Hia Nao

Small  Horse                                        Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                       Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table                   Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift                      Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here                             Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone                          No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week   Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight                                 Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile                    Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive                     Yu Stin Ki Pu

I thought you were on a diet                    Wai Yu Mun Ching


 

that's too funny!!