I think someone waxed my head and attached silk threads to me head.

My hair is so soft!
It got really greasy, as I haven't washed it for a week... or so... (eight days! the shower's broke!) and so I shampooedit twice then as there wasn't any conditioner left I used this other conditioner, its a natural friuts conditioner, peach for dry hair, not that my hair's dry, except at the ends but thats butter now.  So, I find out this conditioner is super runny, when it all pored into my hand. not wanting to waste any, and I coulfn't put it back in the bottle, I just used it.

It was o soft and silkey yesterday, and still is today, I keep touching it.  Oh, and last night when I plaited my hair before going to bed, my plat was twoce as thick, and no, I'm not kidding.  its like my hair has doubled in thickness, though the cut I had the other day could also be contribiting to that too.

my hair has grown 5mm, thats half a centimetre and..., like, 1/4 of an inch, I think... don't inches have ,millinches or something?  I'm no good with fractions.

I have decided officially that I want to grow my heai to the top of my jeans.  My mini-goal is my natural waist

Congratulations!

ok, one of two things will happen tomorrow.

Option one is I rush home after work, steal some vinagar and do a clarifying rinse, or something.  Option two is it looks lovley.

Ok, what I did.  I took my new fructus oily roots dry ends condishner into ths shower, and my wide toothed comb.  I combed my hair really really well.
Then I got into the shower, and not standing under the water I combed my hair so it humg over my right shoulder.  It was a tad damp at this point, a few sprinkles of water had gotton on it.  Usually the first thing I do now is we it as wer as I can, to absorb the moisture.  I decided not to do that.  I put a little bit of condish on my roots (I usually never apply it to my roots, usually I condishon the ends at this point, sometimes running my hands over my scalp so the condishoner tainted water can get there, but thats it)and started combing it through.  I repeated down the length.  I kept going untill I could feel condishioner all the way down my length. I was so supprised at how much thid took that half ways I began diluting it 50/50 with water.  I also steped under the shower briefly as well to get some water.  This I combed through my lungth.  This was the first time I'd ever used a comb in the shower.  It glided really really easily though, so I used it.

Then I gently combed and washed the condishoner out.  My hair under the water felt like liquid silk, litterally.  When it was finally all out, I shampoed the scalp as usual, and really noticed how dry the hair at my scalp got there after this, it was so silkey from the condishoner.  I washed the suds through my length, then did a final condisioning.

Normally when I get out of the shower I have to wait till my hair's just damp to start fingercombing, otherwise even gentle fingercombing stretches and breaks my fine hair.  This makes the detangling very difficult, as it usually gets very tangled in the shower nop matter how careful I am with it.  Tonight, after I got to my room, my comb could glid from my roots to tips with no tugging

Then I came straight here, and in the time it has taken to type this my hair is drying.  If I wanted, I could plait it to go out. Normally I can't go out for at least two hours after I wash my hair.

It feels very soft, smooth, and, well, not dry.  It may be overcondisioned, and there may be really bad build up, but right now it feels fine.  Maybe I won't have to wait till tomorrow to see how it is.  But we shall see, its an experiment and the results will tell me something useful, no matter what.

Watch for your ends getting "crunchy or stiff" feeling.  If they do, you should do a clarifying rinse to remove the buildup.