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The GREATEST Gurly Web Time Waster of ALL TIME

I am officially in heaven!  I was just turned on to this to-die-for site where you can design your own fine jewelry online!  Ohmigawd, talk about a bad place to go if you have any work to do, this site will snatch you up and take you hostage for hours.  What fabulous, fabulous fun!

The site is called Gemvara and these guys are just brilliant!  You simply choose your favorite design (all the jewelry is designed by established jewelers) and then pick your favorite gemstones and precious metal (or two or three) with just a click of your mouse.  You can design to your heart’s content and it’s incredibly easy to create a stunning piece that will fit absolutely any budget.  You can choose your family’s birthstones (check out our Birthstones, Anniversary Gems, Zodiac Gemstones and Their Lore chart for ideas), your favorite colors, or even the hues in your killer Pucci blouse!

Below are some examples of the types of things you can do.  The first piece in each set is the original as it appeared on the Gemvara site and the three that follow are my own versions of the original.  I’ve included the prices for each piece as well, so you can see how your gemstone and metal choices will affect the total.  But even if you go top-of-the-line, just try to have custom jewelry made for you at your local jeweler for anywhere near these prices.  That just so ain’t gonna happen.

A Custom Designed Multi-Band Gemstone Ring at Gemvara

A Custom Designed Gemstone Necklace at Gemvara

Custom Designed Gemstone Earrings at Gemvara

A Custom Designed Filigree Gemstone Ring at Gemvara

Aren’t you dyin’ to go play?  Just don’t tell your boss who sent you there, K?  Rarely do bosses understand how important expressing your artistic side in gemstones and precious metals is to your mental well-being and continued creative flow in the workplace (but it sure sounds good if you get caught).

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It’s a Long, Cold Wintour

Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue who has until now held the fashion world in the palm of her hand and at the nib of her red pen, is handily disrupting the parades of the designer elite on a regular basis these days, and I find myself entirely confused as to why the most prestigious names in fashion continue to allow her do it.

Never a vision of light and sugar, Wintour is all business (Meryl Streep’s character in The Devil Wears Prada was allegedly modeled after a toned-down Wintour) and is often referred to as “Nuclear Wintour,” a moniker she is said to despise.  Personally, if I were in her position with the reputation she obviously works hard to maintain, I would treasure such a nickname… but that’s just me and alas, I digress.  She knows fashion and has indubitably thus far managed to reach and maintain the very pinnacle of success in every aspect of the fashion world.  I am not professing admiration of her technique, I am merely acknowledging her consummate and undeniable ability to do what she does.  That being said, her ability to remain at this level for the considerable future remains to be seen, and is at least somewhat dubious… as it should be, when viewed from the perspective of the designer.

Wintour’s new “thing” is to limit her appearance at the most important shows of the year to only a few days, a calculated move that sends every show into utter turmoil.  Why?  Because as history suggests, if Wintour isn’t front row and center watching your line walk, Wintour doesn’t include your line in Vogue.  Having the coveted “showcase” spot of the Fashion Week shows suddenly becomes a disaster rather than the honor it was when you were originally scheduled to show last.

This time around it’s Milan’s Houses of the Holy (e.g., Fendi, ArmaniDolce and Gabbana, Prada, etc.) who are falling over each other trying to reschedule their shows so they can present their wares (wears?) to the Anointed One and hopefully end up on the pages of America’s fashion bible.  A juggling display that has been repeated with several Fashion Week schedules this season due to Wintour’s limited appearances, with the exception of Paris Fashion Week, which successfully and honorably resisted any kowtowing.  Apparently the French are the only ones with beautifully diamond-encrusted balls.

What I don’t understand is why these permanently established and much loved fashion houses continue to willingly give Wintour this power, and worse, choose to ignore the impression it leaves with the bystander when a house finds itself literally begging for her attention.  Much like Microsoft’s failed attempt to rule the internet world, Wintour’s monopoly of the fashion world on behalf of American Vogue is not in anyone’s best interest.  I don’t want to be force-fed Wintour’s idea of the best in fashion when it is clearly skewed to favor those who kiss her ass, any more than I want to be forced to surf the net with Explorer (in which case, I’d just shoot myself in the head) simply because Dell and Microsoft made a deal and Explorer came installed on my machine.  In fact, these legendary houses’ lack of confidence in their designs to stand on their own disturbs me… a lot.

Are the advantages of a Vogue spread even worth the humility?  Wintour’s power to control the fashion houses does not equate to the power Vogue currently has with the fashion-buying public.  I am of the opinion that Vogue’s perceived image by the fashion industry as the end all and be all of fashion is not in reality anywhere near the level it once was.  If I am any example, as much as I continue to covet my spring and autumn ad-stuffed issues of Vogue (the only two I continue to buy after close to four decades of loyal reading), it’s been years now since I considered  it my main source for all that is fashion. I much prefer the immediacy and more varied points of view found on the net for the latest news, and vogue.com, an internet failure as far as I’m concerned,  is rarely in my Firefox history of fashion sites I’ve viewed.  In fact, I tend to  save my latest dead tree issue of Vogue for when I desperately need an excuse to get out of the LongLocks studio and can more easily appease my conscience by curling up with a justifiably work-related, month-old spring issue I have yet to crack open than I can spending an hour watching Oprah.

It’s the electronic age, and as much as I love the magazine I am afraid that Vogue does not have roots securely planted in the future.  While the recession takes its toll on many magazine publishers, Condé Nast hardly being left unscathed in the turmoil, the new wave of fashion journalists are busily uploading their reviews and videos of walks that took place only moments before.  These are the journalists of the future, dare I even say the present, and these hungry, competitive, and most importantly industry-appreciative  e-mags appeal to the budding fashionistas that Armani and Prada have to convince they can dress, not the women of Vogue who have been wearing their designs for years.

So why on earth does a man as talented and legendary as Giorgio Armani believe Wintour can still make or break him?  Is it not obvious that  resistance of this manipulation to the point of  saying “No, I am showing on the last day, it’s unfortunate that you will not be able to attend” would demand infinitely more respect and suggest more confidence in the Armani line than the begging for Wintour’s attention could possibly ever deliver?  Wintour only has as much power as designers are willing to give her and for some reason the houses that need Vogue least seem to be the most desperate to do just that.  Worst of all, it seems they do this more out of habit than as the results of any sort of logically thought out conclusion.

Remarkably, it goes ignored that if all those who matter say no to Anna, Anna would either ignore everyone who matters in return, in which case Vogue would fail, or she would bring attention to the designs that deserve it rather than the designs of those who merely fell to their knees and cowered at her Louboutins in order to suitably impress her.

My personal preference is to buy from those designers, and only those designers, who have the integrity and confidence in their lines to stand on their own.  As an artist who actively refuses to participate in anything that comes my way that would bring my designs too much exposure solely because I refuse to compromise the quality or uniqueness of my designs that becoming a manufacturer would certainly adversely affect, I can’t imagine ever reaching a point where lowering myself to beg for the attention of anyone would be something my own personal integrity would allow me to do. I refuse to believe there wasn’t a time when most of the top designers of today felt exactly the same way, back when their art was the center of their world and little else mattered.

So, the question begs to be asked… when did being subservient to anyone become more acceptable than having integrity and confidence in your own art, especially among those who are considered legends in world of fashion?  And more importantly,  why should this point of view encourage me to wear the designs of those who don’t think twice about going there?  The logic behind the suggestion that I should, or would, completely eludes me. Worse, the supposition on behalf of designers who actually think I should, or would, ignore their lack of confidence in their own lines simply confounds me.  The actions designers take, or any company for that matter, are not ignored and do matter to those of us who pay attention.

Perhaps it’s time for the fashion elite to ignore the chill of Wintour and put their belief and passion back into the art that they, and we, so obviously love.  I for one, am looking very forward to the warmer days of spring.

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Enough Already!

That’s it!  You all need to go to your room until you’re ready to tell me which one of you really pissed off Mother Nature.

Don’t make me come over there.

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The Value of Good Customer Service (or Why DSW *Still* Sucks)

You might want to refer to the The Value of Testing Your Shopping Cart (or DSW Sucks) to catch up with this drama, and be sure to read the existing comments.

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So, I wrote “Kelly” after responding to her post. No response, other than an automated verification that she read my email. I waited a week. No response. I wrote her again, asking if she posted on Style & Angst just to make DSW look good. Though she read the email almost as soon as she received it, she waited until the next day to respond to me with an apology, an explanation as to the shopping cart issue, and the promise of a $25 gift card that she would have “Hernan” send me so I could use it right away. Apparently “We would love for you to have them” actually means “We would love for you to buy them but we’ll give you something off so you’ll shut up about DSW.”

I waited through the afternoon and evening for the “gift card I could use right away.” Nothing. The next afternoon the gift card finally showed up and an hour later I received an apology from Hernan stating, “I wanted to apologize to you for the delay in your $25 DSW gift card. Please know that we value your business and would like nothing more than a chance to win back your confidence in DSW’s shopping experience.”

So, let’s see… I spend a couple hours of precious time shopping on DSW that are completely wasted because their cart doesn’t recognize PA as being part of the United States. I complain about this on my own blog and Twitter. One of their reps jumps to respond and tells me that to make it up to me she would “love for me to have” one of the pairs of boots I was trying to purchase. When I respond to her at *her* request, she ignores me for a week. Actually, she ignores me for a week and until *I* write her a second time. Then she attempts to placate me with a $25 gift card (quite a bit different from what one would assume “we’d love for you to have them” means, doncha think?). Then there’s a delay of yet another day before they even get around to sending me that. And they think they are going to “win back my confidence?” I’d laugh hysterically if I didn’t find this meaningless sound bite as pathetic as I do.

DSW? FAIL. You can delete my $25 gift card, I won’t be using it.

So in conclusion, I stand by my original opinion… don’t shop at DSW, they wouldn’t know customer service if they stepped in it.

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Breaking Fashion News: Alexander McQueen Found Dead

Alexander McQueen (of Armadillo shoe fame) Alexander McQueen Waves Good-byewas found dead earlier today in his London apartment, of an apparent suicide.  It’s a sad, sad day for the fashion industry, which has lost one of their greatest.  It’s a sad day for me, too.  What a tragic loss of a young and influential fashion genius.

You can read the story at the Huffington Post.

UPDATE: Read what others in the fashion industry have to say about McQueen at WWD.  Hurry, WWD hides their posts to non subscribers after a day.

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Calling All Budding Fashion Designers — LISTEN UP!

OhohOH, this is SO KEWL!

I just discovered ChicStar.com Calling All Budding Fashion Designers    LISTEN UP! and it’s a budding fashion designer’s DREAM COME TRUE!

ChicStar is a site where you can submit your own designs, which once reviewed by their professional team of… well, I don’t know exactly but I sure hope they are “fashion industry professionals,” has the potential to eventually be put into production!

Here’s how it works:ChicStar Plus Size Vintage Dress

  • You design a wonderfully stylish piece and submit it
  • Their “professionals” review your submission
  • Once approved, your design will be released for voting on by the ChicStar community
  • Scores and comments related to your work are then considered by ChicStar to decide whether it should be released as a sample or a product

If your design is accepted you will actually receive a free prototype of your design, and your product will be introduced on the ChicStar site.  You will be given full credit for your work.

If your design is eventually selected for production, you will receive a $500 account credit  (which you can spend at ChicStar or withdraw via PayPal), your name on the product’s label,  and your piece will be offered for sale on the website!  Phenomenal!  I am so LOVING this!

I see real potential here for anyone who has a unique and stylish outlook on fashion and thinks outside the box.  They definitely seem to go for chic designs that lean a bit toward punk or gothic themes (think Vivenne Westwood or Jean Paul Gautier).  And because ChicStar has a plus size category, there’s especially huge potential for artists in this genré, which has notoriously been virtually ignored by trendy designers.

I love this whole concept, it appeals to both the artist and fashionista in me.  I would give anything to have the time to delve into a design or two myself but that’s just not gonna happen any time soon, I’m afraid.  Wahhhhh.

If any of my readers submit a design to ChicStar.com Calling All Budding Fashion Designers    LISTEN UP! that is chosen for the site, please be sure to let me know and I’ll post all about it on Style & Angst!

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Snow as an Art Form: Winter’s Paradise

Mother Nature dumped 22-25” of snow on us in the last 24 hours, mebbe a bit more.  I had my hubby take the below pics.

No husbands suffered frost bite during the taking of these photographs despite what they may claim, almost all were taken from the interior of the house.  I can’t say the same for puppies, who are none too pleased with us at the moment.

Greenhouse After Snow Storm

The infamous greenhouse… well, infamous if you followed along with the building of it on Reality Check.  The fireplace to the right stands about 7’ and the blob in the middle is a hanging pot on a pole.  The bush that appears as nothing more than a lump in the right-hand foreground is about 3.5’ tall.

Front Steps after a Snow Storm

The front steps.

Icicles Suspended from a Porch Overhang

Icicles on the front porch overhang.  *Somebody* needs to clean the gutters, apparently.

The Snowy View Through a Half Moon Window

View through the half moon window taken from the 2nd floor balcony looking toward the front, about 18’ up.  The squiggly things aren’t my husband’s curls, they are part of our whacky aluminum spiral lamp that hangs in the foyer.

Bartlett Pear and Evergreen Covered with Snow

View out the living room window on the northeast side of the house.  The fence is about 3’ tall.

A Swing Covered with Snow

Telephoto shot of the swing that sits in the back west corner in front of the stand of trees that divides the back into two sections.

Snow Covered Wind Chimes

The humongous 6’+ wind chimes that hang on the back patio.  For perspective, the tubes are about 3-3.5″ in diameter.

A Sleeping Porch Covered with Snow

The sleeping porch that is attached to the master bedroom, as seen from the 2nd floor guest bedroom window. The floor of this porch is the ceiling to the back patio.

A Frozen Pond Under a Blanket of Snow

The pond as seen from the 2nd story guest window, looking directly down.  The top of the hippo fountain’s head stands about 2’ out of the water.  The pond is pretty big, it holds about 4,000 gallons of water and is about 3.5’ at its deepest, but it sure looks small from this perspective.  My sweetie dug the whole thing out with a shovel.

A Coral Maple Burried in the Snow

Hard to tell but the coral maple in the foreground has bright coral bark, it’s just gorgeous in the snow.  The arbor off in the distance stands about 7’. The waterfall into the pond runs from the right of the tree and back and uphill toward a stand of trees further to the right, but its edge is completely snow covered in this shot.

An Arbor in the Snow

Telephoto shot of the arbor where the back divides in two, and the shed and evergreens beyond at the very back of our property.  It’s odd how the snow changes the depth perception, it’s gotta be at least 35 feet from the arbor to the shed.

A Bichon Observes a Snow Covered Landscape

Sprout, one of our bichons, contemplates the situation on the steps to the back patio outside the sliding doors in the den.  The smudges you see on the glass are original “nose paintings.”

Two Bichons in the Snow

Peony and Magnolia: What is it you find so funny, exactly?

Closeup of a Snow Covered Bichon Frise

Petunia: What?  You actually expect me to leave the steps?  I so don’t think so.  Let me in, I’ll poop in the den.

A Bichon Looks in From a Snow Covered Porch

Sprout: Yeah, yeah, you’ve had your laugh.  In.  Now.

I love snow.  Hubby and puppies… not so much.

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The Male Species: A Portrait of Perfection

I was strolling through some FireFox tabs I had kept open (I am a big abuser of this function, and keep close to a hundred tabs open at all times until I do whatever I initially had in mind with the info they contain) and came across a gallery of images of the recent Fashion Week walk for Costume National Menswear.  And there I found this…

Costume National Menswear Model

If I were eighteen again, he would be mine.

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Tracking Your Offspring with GPS (or “Oh No, Jimmy’s Fallen in the Well!”)

Why no,  as a matter of fact I don’t have kids.

OK, so maybe I don’t particularly care for kids.

Oh alright… I absolutely cannot stand kids.Amber Alert GPS

Now, even though I know virtually nothing about parenting, I can understand why *other* people want to have kids.  I mean, they are great when they’re old enough and you have successfully turned them into little legal slaves that do the dishes, mow the lawn and take out the garbage for you.  Yes, I can see how that would be a plus.  I also understand that if you spend a good 10-15 years grooming a child to be at your every beck and call that you might be upset if you manage to misplace it.

This is why, when I came across the amberalertgps.com Tracking Your Offspring with GPS (or Oh No, Jimmys Fallen in the Well!) today, I thought to myself, “How cool!  Do they make them for dogs?”

Apparently they don’t. All my bichons can do is “sit” but still, I’d be real upset if one wandered off somewhere, it took me at least an hour to teach just that command to each of four dogs!   So I thought for a minute and realized that if I did have my own personal house slave/offspring, I’d be really upset if I lost it after all those years of teaching it how to mix my piña coladas just right.  Or even worse, if someone tried to STEAL it from me after *I* did all the hard work!   Man, I’d be PISSED!

So being the helpful person I am, I thought I’d pass the info along to all my peeps who actually have the patience to deal with a kid until they are old enough for the big payoff.  It’s really cool and I can’t imagine why they didn’t think of this ages ago.  You can track your little wandering future houseboy by cellphone (preferably web enabled)  or on the PC with this nifty gadget.  You can even define a boundary around a “safe zone ” and you’ll receive text message alerts if the Amber Alert GPS moves outside of it.  It even has an SOS button should little Jimmy fall down a well or something.  And once your kids turn into teenagers and they decide they are “too cool” to wait on you hand and foot anymore, this thing also has all kinds of neat things you can do to embarrass the hell out of ‘em in retaliation, like notifying you if little Elizabeth drives too fast or decides to hit the local rave rather than the library where she told you she was going.  Then you can call her, make her explain to all her friends that she has to come home immediately,  and then give her the choice of being grounded for three months or massaging your feet every night for an hour until she’s eighteen.  Gawd, this thing is great!  It is apparently useful for all kinds of things I didn’t even touch upon, you can read all about it at amberalertgps.com Tracking Your Offspring with GPS (or Oh No, Jimmys Fallen in the Well!).

Wow, I just had a thought… they should make an implantable version! I’m gonna write them right now and suggest it!  Superrrrrr geeeeeenius!

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Pink Perfection – P!nk Steals the Grammy Show

Gawd, I just love P!nk and she sure put on the show to end all shows at the 2010 Grammy Awards.  This production is, to put it mildly,  PHENOMENAL!  You go gurl, I love your no fear attitude, you so rock and you always do it with style!

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Armani Prive Spring/Summer 2010: Pure Elegance

Armani, sublimely elegant and beautiful as always. I die for the sleek pearl white gown, it is divine. The silver jacket and pants… perfection. There was a lavender gown close to the end of the show that was also gorgeous but it unfortunately doesn’t appear in this video. Tina Turner puts in an appearance and she’s as HAUTE as ever!

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Elegant and Useful Embroidered Chinese Silk!

We just got in a shipment of most divine Chinese silk jewelry rolls in a brand new design.  You gotta check these out, the embroidery on them is just gorgeous!

Chinese Silk Jewelry Rolls At LongLocks HairSticks Boutique

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Givenchy Does Paris, Loses Self

I’m torn on this one, I liked half of it and though I didn’t really dislike any of it, I wasn’t exactly wild about it either. I do love all the purple gowns, especially the dark royal purple with the sequined bodice, and the lavender one that follows with the uber-ruffled hem is a lot of fun.

I don’t like the new trend of wide ruffles down the sides of a dress (Chloë Sevigny wore a similar Valentino to the Golden Globes and I hated it). They put me in mind of those carnival games where you throw a softball at a stuffed “thing” with feathers around the edges meant to fool you into thinking the target is bigger than it is.  The dresses accomplish the same thing, and in this case just as at the carnival, the loser is just about everyone who chooses to play the game.

In my opinion, there’s not much in this collection elegant enough to be worthy of Audrey Hepburn.  They’ve lost the essence of Givenchy that we all know and love.

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Art Appreciation 101: Haute Couture

Abe Gurko of the Huffington Post certainly doesn’t understand Haute Couture and its value as artistic expression. After reading this article I was inclined to leave a comment, which I thought I’d also share here to help out those who just don’t “get it.”

“Haute Couture is the art of fashion, not the function. Few wear Haute Couture, even among those who can afford it… it influences fashion trends rather than defining them. Just as you don’t need to own a Picasso to admire Picasso’s art, neither do you need to own a Dior gown to admire Galliano’s art. Art can be defined in many ways and exists in many forms, and each has its own intrinsic value as “art,” whether it be created from metal, the written word, oil paint or textiles. Those who choose to live their life without appreciating art in all its many manifestations deny themselves a very large part of the simple enjoyment of living.”

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The Little Black Dress Turns Silver at Chanel

A snippet of the Chanel walk at Paris Fashion Week. Love the silvers and dove gray, especially the silver legs! And I love Karl, who is my favorite fashion icon of all time. He’s the perfect king to reign over the fashion world, a mythical character that even the wildest imagination couldn’t conjur.


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