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Pssssst, Hey You! Wanna Buy a Kimono?

I have been desperately trying to get the kimono in our collection that we have no wall space left to display into permanent storage.  In the process of doing so, and much hubby arm twisting on my part, we have decided to part with a few of them.

I have five uchikake (very ornate wedding kimono) and one furisode (ornate kimono with long sleeves worn by single women) that need to find a loving home.  They all make the most beautiful works of art you will ever hang on your wall (we even have one suspended from the rod at the head of a pencil post canopy bed in the guest room), or the most unforgettable gift you will ever give.  They are all different colors and range from iridescent pastels to vibrant jewel tones.

If anyone is interested, please contact me and I will describe what I have and take photos for you of any you might be interested in.  The photos below are examples of the types of kimono I have, but are not actual kimono in my collection.

Example of Uchikake Wedding Kimono

Uchikake (Wedding Kimono)

Example of Furisode Kimono (back)

Furisode Kimono (back)

Example of Furisode Kimono (front)

Furisode Kimono (front)


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Will Ya Take $50 For The Swarovski Encrusted Coffee Machine?

All kinds of interestin’ stuff going on today, and this one tops the cake!

There’s a new online auction house in town.  It’s called BillionaireXchange and yup… it’s exactly like it sounds!

Need to sell a yacht to to make room for the new one?  A Bugatti that is just collecting dust in your 15-car garage?  A 50 CARAT FLAWLESS PINK DIAMOND (really!) taking up space in your jewelry box?  Then this place is for you!

186 Carat Diamond Chess Board

186 Carat Diamond Chess Board

A-Rod even has his mansion listed on the site… for a mere $9,999,999.  Sure, I’d shop here, if I could only come up with the $2 million proof of worth you need JUST TO REGISTER!

Take a look at what the rich and famous auction off in their own private eBay!


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o/` Free Stuff, YeahYeahYeahYeah, Free Stuff o/`

ruelala1 o/` Free Stuff, YeahYeahYeahYeah, Free Stuff o/`Oh how I do love free stuff!  Rue La La, my all time favorite private sale designer boutique, is giving $10 credit to anyone who accepts an invitation to join before December 24!  Love that!  Guess where ya have to click to get yours!

Hint: It’s on this page, it’s underlined, and it says “invitation!”


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Major COVET!

I am dyin’ here!  Just look at this couture chiffon and velvet Ungaro kimono!

ungarokimono Major COVET!

If there were any chance I could get my “gurls” into a size 10, I’d be on the phone right now telling hubby what he’s buying me for Christmas.  Unfortunately, the gurls are definitely not going to cooperate.  In any case, it can be yours (just don’t tell me about it) at HauteLook (personal invite for access to the private sale should load automatically in the link for you) for a limited time, at the bargain price of $1540.  Sez it fits sizes 4 -10 and since it’s couture, it’s likely this is the only one.  One that will not be mine.

:::sigh:::

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The FTC and Your “Internet Experience”

The FTC sez we bloggers should tell you if we display affiliate links. I do. I did. Read it, and please make believe you didn’t know this already so the FTC feels like it has accomplished something worthwhile, K?

All About Affiliate Links (or how I make my millions)

Then when yer done, how ’bout some AFFILIATE SHOPPING???  WOO HOO!!!

All the Sales, Offers and Coupons Cover Stories have been updated lately, but the one I’m most excited about is the addition of Portero.com The FTC and Your Internet Experience to Hot Fashion and Accessories Sales, Offers & Coupons.  This fashionista’s paradise is to DIE for if you love vintage and collectible designer fashion at a discount.  Be forewarned however, this place deals in uber luxury and is not for the faint of heart (nor slim of wallet).  Still fun to Microsoft Window shop, tho!

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The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

I’ve been creating LongLocks designs for more than ten years now, in fact we just reached our ten year mark in September.  Doesn’t seem that long!  And while LongLocks’ success is beyond my wildest dreams, it could  have been much bigger from a professional standpoint if I ever had even the slightest desire to enter into the “business” of making hair jewelry rather than stay in the “art” of making hair jewelry… an idea that, frankly, makes my skin crawl.

Because the very basis of the LongLocks Philosophy is that my designs will always be made by my own hands and will always be one-of-a-kind, I would have had to abandon that mindset to accept any of the offers thrown at me over the years by such notable companies as Wella, VH1 and Fine Living (amongst several others).  I’ve always turned down such flattering offers because there is simply no way I could stand by my philosophy and at the same time deal with the business that kind of exposure would bring.  I’ve never regretted this decision once in my life, even when being slammed by other “artists” who feel “success” is measured by how many millions you make.  Truth is, I don’t do this to get rich… far from it.  I am infinitely happier being an artist than I ever would be as a businesswoman.  Besides, what would bother me most would be turning the LongLocks Philosophy into a lie to every person who has bought any of the almost 10,000 (can you believe it?) one-of-a-kind designs I’ve crafted with my own two little hands thus far, and that I could never live with.  On the other hand, I love the print exposure that occasionally comes my way, even though I have never actively sought it out.  It never gets me in so far over my head that I can’t find a way to  handle it, and it gives me something else to add to the “Nono, no autographs” wall in my studio.

Now all that being said, it IS fun to fantasize about what would happen if I ever did become a “hair fashion icon.”  The running  joke in the house is that I will die happy if I ever see a pair of my sticks adorning the hair of the likes of Penelope Cruz or Angelina Jolie on the Academy Awards red carpet, as long as they ABSOLUTELY DON’T tell Ryan Seacrest “who they are wearing,” the mere thought of which makes me feel all panic-y inside.

And then there’s the whole “Oprah Effect” thing.  Since time began my husband has thought that it’s just friggin’ hilarious to tease me about Oprah mentioning my designs, which of course doesn’t fly too well with me.  If what he suggests in his twisted little mind ever happened it would mean the end of LongLocks.  I didn’t write a bestseller some publishing house is going to run a million copies of, I gotta make these things one at a time and there’s just no way I could deal.  Then one day I was actually watching Oprah (something I only get to do maybe once a month, usually for ten minutes, which made this even more a shock to my system) and while she was NOT talking about me, the phrase “long locks” came out of her mouth.  I was instantly nauseous.  I love you Oprah.  Never mention my designs.  EVER.  OK?  OK.

I do have to admit that I get a kick out of my husband’s theory that in 50 years someone will walk onto Antiques Roadshow with a collection of my designs and the appraiser will say, “Do you KNOW what you have???”   I’ll be dead in 50 years, I won’t have to deal with the stress.

So what’s my point?  My point is that several months ago a fellow blogger turned me on to this incredibly kewl site where you can add your pic to different scenarios, and I spent an afternoon making a faux million-dollar LongLocks international advertising campaign.  You could say I got to live the fantasy without the nightmare.  It was incredibly fun and the results were amazing, even though I used the same tired old publicity photo I’ve always used.  I thought you might get a kick out of seeing the LongLocks Quest for World Domination ads, especially those of you who have been collecting my designs for years and know me well enough to be in on pretty much everything I’ve written above, and thus see the real humor in this whole thing.

megallery The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

menightcity The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

metaipai The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

me4panel The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

mebrickwall The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

metrain The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

mebrokenglass The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

mewarhol The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

menewspaper The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

mepainted The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

metshirt The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

mepeeling The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

meny The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

meodessaoperahouse The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

And my own personal fav in an ironic, masochistic, twisted sorta way:

meparishilton The LongLocks Quest for World Domination

I find these both incredibly kewl and overwhelmingly disturbing.  What fantasies… and nightmares, are made of.

Wanna make your own?  You can do it at PhotoFunia but be forewarned that you will have to do a LOT of graphic editing of your own photo to get it to work smoothly.

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Geeks Rock High Fashion!

I don’t know if I’m behind the times here and am doing both my geek and fashionista titles wrong by just discovering this, but do you know some of the biggest names in fashion are making themes for iGoogle??  Too kewl!  Everyone from Gucci to Vera Wang to Betsey Johnson seems to have a theme.  Free geeky high fashion… life is good!

How to get yours:

Assuming you already have your iGoogle set up (if you don’t, set yours up at igoogle.com)

1. Click “Change theme from (your current theme)” at the top of the page at the bottom of the header.

2. Choose “Artist” from the Get Themes links at the top of the page (if Artist doesn’t appear in your list try the More drop-down box at the end of the links).

3. Check out the designs presented.  If you don’t see one you like, click “Next.”  Note that there are all types of artists’ work listed (including glass artist extraordinaire Dale Chihuly… have you ever seen his pool?  I die!), not just fashion designers.  But around here it’s all about the couture, baby.

4. If you still don’t see one you like by the time you get to the end, click “More Options” at the top of the page.  And aren’t we picky?

5. When you settle on one that is speakin’ to you, click “Add it now.”  Voila!  Now you get to start your day with your customized news, coffee (don’t forget the Nutello), and designer fashion.  It just does not get better.

I’m rockin’ Oscar de la Renta’s violets, oh yes I am!

igoogle Geeks Rock High Fashion!

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It’s a Bad Month for Laurens

I just reviewed Lauren Hutton Cosmetics in Reviews of Stuff I Scored.  She ain’t gonna like this.

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Hair Cuts and Face Stuff and Emo, Oh MY!

I know, I know… I’ve been remiss.  It’s been an overloaded week, and considering my usual schedule, you might say it’s been insane.  I do have a couple quick updates for you, tho!

Firstie, I have finished the first half of my Definity 14-day 3 Phase “ohmigodmyfacelookslikecraphelpme” trial (might wanna refer to my “Time for Me to Face It” post for the backstory).  I ended up starting a bit later than expected because I decided to wait until I had the Definity cleansers so I could give Olay as fair a test as possible.

As a reminder, I bought two different cleansers, the “Olay Definity Pore Redefining Scrub” and the “Olay Definity Illuminating Cream Facial Cleanser.”  I absolutely hate the latter of the two.  There are two things I’m a sucker for… my face feeling CLEANclean and lots of suds.  I got neither from the Illuminating Cleanser.  I would liken it to trying to wash your face with moisturizer, which ain’t gonna fly for someone who has oily skin.  My skin actually didn’t feel clean at all to me after I used it, it’s just too moisturizing.  On the other hand, if I had dry skin I think I would love this stuff.  Definitely not for me, tho.  I couldn’t even bring myself to use it more than once, I hated it that much.

The Redefining Scrub on the other hand, I LOVE.  People with dry skin would not love it.  Unlike squeaky clean hair (which basically means you’ve stripped all the protective oils out of it), I love squeaky clean skin and this stuff certainly gives you that.  Lots of bubbles and very squeaky clean skin.  The perfect base for applying the contents of the little tubes of the 3 Phase Treatment.

After seven days, I don’t have a lot of results to report.  My skin does feel very soft and smooth, more so than prior to the start of the test, but I get that from any good facial care routine when I have the habit of following one rather than my usual “cleanse it and forget” manner of doing things. The first couple days I used the 3 Phase Treatment it irritated my eyes a bit, but I have extremely sensitive eyes to begin with, and it wasn’t something so irritating that I gave it much thought.  It stopped irritating my eyes altogether after a few uses.  I have no skin irritation except for the minor rash I tend to get on the sides of  my mouth and cheeks just to the sides of  my nose every spring and fall (I attribute this to some kind of allergy), which is no worse than usual, and perhaps even a little better than usual.  I certainly can’t say that the Definity products have worsened the irritation by any means, which I considered might be a concern before I started the routine.

I can detect no change in skin tone thus far, though I have to say that the little sunspots on my lower arms that tend to be flaky are not so flaky anymore.  I’ve never put anything on them before, so I can’t say for sure if a basic moisturizer would have achieved the same results, but seeing as that I don’t have a patch of dry skin on my entire body, it could be that this stuff is doing the trick.  I’m happy they are a bit smoother but we’ll have to wait and see  just how much improvement I get.

The best thing I have to report is that the pores on my nose do look smaller… the last thing I actually thought I would see.  I don’t know if I can attribute this solely to the Pore Redefining Cleanser or if it’s the combination of both the cleanser and the 3 Phase Treatment, but I’m likin’ it.  If it works on the pores on my cheeks around my nose, any improvement of which  I have yet to experience, I will be REALLY impressed.

So, we are on to phase 2 and will be expecting nothing less than miracles.

My other update has to do with hair.  I cut mine!

Before anyone who actually knows me has a conniption (or assumes I’m lying through my teeth), let me explain.  After about five years of growing out my bangs and finally having all one-length hair to my hips, I decided my straight, smooth hair was just too boring to keep that way.  I got this idea in my head that I wanted a long fringe bang and some fringe around my face.  I gave it some thought and decided I was not going to trust some stylist I didn’t know (I’ve never been to one in PA, so I don’t know any here… hubby trims my hair while I hold a meat cleaver in my hands to “keep him focused”) to come at me with scissors, but I wasn’t sure how to achieve this look myself.  What to do?  Why, YouTube of course!

After devoting an hour of exceedingly-hard-to-spare time to watching “how-to” videos, I was pretty confident I could do this myself.  I intercommed hubby and told him not to bother me unless he amputated something or a puppy needed emergency surgery (again), and got to work.  I cut less hair than you normally cut for a real “whole length” fringe, I just cut the front two inches of hair from a part I made from the center of one ear to the other (you would normally work a second pass on the next two inches back but even I’m not that crazy).  The first cut of about one and half feet  of hair was pretty, umm… hairy (sorry, couldn’t help myself), and that still left my bangs much too long for the look I was trying to achieve (though it did get easier as far as stress goes after that first cut).  Though it was a good deal more difficult to do than I thought it would be, I succeeded and it looks great!  In fact, I LOVE it and I’m glad I did it (which, btw, is the first time in my life I’ve ever said that about cutting my own hair).

I’m NOT recommending that anyone else do this, I don’t want to be responsible for your new Emo cut (as much as I love them) when you were going for nothing more than a trendy fringe, but if you are already thinking about doing something to your hair yourself, definitely check out YouTube if you aren’t already completely knowledgeable about what you plan to do.  Gotta love da Tube!

I’d post a pic but there’s a certain sociopath out there that made my life miserable (and potentially at risk) for years that precludes me from being able to do that and ever sleeping soundly again for as long as I live, but it looks  just like this:

haircutexampleone Hair Cuts and Face Stuff and Emo, Oh MY!

Kidding.  Though if I were thirty years younger, it probably would look like that.

It really looks sorta like this, only my hair is a bit “bigger” and at least twice as long:

haircutexampletwo Hair Cuts and Face Stuff and Emo, Oh MY!

Now I think I need a few white streaks underneath.  I’m just so with it, I tell ya!

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Hot Sales, Offers & Coupons Cover Stories Updated!

All four of the “Hot Sales, Offers & Coupons” Cover Stories have been updated!  In addition to new savings at the existing sites, we’ve added some fabulous new sites as well!

Hot Bath, Cosmetics & Fragrance Sales, Offers & Coupons now includes great deals at Sally Beauty!

Hot Fashion & Accessories Sales, Offers & Coupons now includes great deals at MAXSTUDIO!

Hot Hair Products Sales, Offers & Coupons now includes great deals at Sally Beauty and StyleBell!

Hot Jewelry Sales, Offers & Coupons now includes great deals at Anjolee and Max&Chloe!

Feel free to send gifts of appreciation for my hard work to me directly!

I think I have a tendency to use too many exclamation points!

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