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Giving the BBB (Better Business Bureau) a Rating of FFF

I recently had my very first experience with the BBB and since then have also experienced a very interesting and educational turn of events.  Thank you Maria T!  What I initially perceived as a major time waster has given me… Continue reading

Ooooo, That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

Think anyone survived this?

'76 Dodge Colt After Head-On Collision

'76 Dodge Colt After Head-On Collision with Monte Carlo

Believe it or not, we both did.

May 14, 1977.  The Dodge Colt pictured above that we were in was hit head-on by a Monte Carlo.  It wasn’t a fair fight.  I had just turned 17… Continue reading

You LIKE Us, You Really LIKE Us!

We have added facebook’s new “Like” buttons at the top of the pages throughout the LongLocks HairSticks Boutique (we’re not quite done but almost all the pages that are going to get them have them already, except this blog because… Continue reading

The ‘Gurl Geek Glam’ Blog Rises From the Dead!

Last year about this time I started the Gurl Geek Glam blog to prove that even geeky gurls can be glamorous.  Unfortunately, right after I started it, it became apparent that a redesign of the entire LongLocks site was immediately… Continue reading

Enough Already!

That’s it!  You all need to go to your room until you’re ready to tell me which one of you really pissed off Mother Nature.

Don’t make me come over there.

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